October 2011
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kneebelle:
cutlerish replied to your post: My mom told Josh he couldn’t be a broze goddess.
I’m sure he could find some nice guy down Church and Wellesley way to whom he’d be one.
This man just made a Toronto joke, folks!
bawhuhuh
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clientsfromhell:
CLIENT: “Make this design better than a margarita and blowjob.”
ME: “At the same time?”
CLIENT: “Yeah, on second thought, just a nice blowjob should do it.”
zombieslutfromhell:
charleswallace replied to your post: ugh wtf why did I search up spiders that can be…
YES LIFE LESSONS YES
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my very first Bachelorette Party tonight.
I reeeeeaaaally don’t want to go. I know no one there except the bride and maid of honour. When I drink I say obnoxious, embarrassing things and make obscure references then mourn the fact that my best friends aren’t around to understand them.
Mostly, I just want a penis straw.
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We are watching the beginnings of the defiant self-assertion of a new generation...
– David Graeber at the Guardian, in the best piece I’ve read yet on Occupy Wall Street. (via colporteur)
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here...
– Lemony Snicket (via forever-and-alwayss)
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Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
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If everyone’s a structure
Where there own saviour sits
Then I’m a little red house
But no one’s living in it.
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Must have beds.
1. Book bed
2. Cabroilet Bed
3. Roller Coaster Bed
4. Millennium Falcon Bed
5. Net bed
6. Sofa-Bunk Bed
7. Bird’s Nest Bed
8. Morfeo Sofa Bed
9. Sandwich bed
10. Bath Bed
11. Beam bed
12.
I’M SORRY TARDIS BED WHAT
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I swear, Lungs is one of the best albums I have...
…when I can listen to it a million times and yet EVERY TIME my reaction is swelling emotion, tears, singing, dancing, and uttering the phrase “holy fucking SHIT” several times….yeah. It’s okay I guess.
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Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak & sensitive. If you...
– Betty White (via thetommylee)
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aileurophilia, ailurophilia: an abnormal fondness...
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PS not that you care
NOW THAT I CAN MOVE MY PHOTOS OFF MY OLD MAC I WILL HAVE ROOM FOR ALL MY MUSIC AND OH MY FUCK MY iTUNES IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL PLACE OF LOVE AND HOPE AND COMPLETE ALBUMS AND DISCOGRAPHIES OH MY FUCK MY iPOD IS GOING TO DIIIIIIE
bought a special edition copy of The People's Key...
I love Saddle Creek’s CD cases. This one is especially cool, though still not as cool as Cassadaga. ALSO super stoked on the fact that there are MP3 samples from other SC artists. Kudos, Conor. Fantastic final bow.
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stay the course