I have seen far too much of Terry Richardson’s penis for my liking.
A stick. About four inches long. Fucked my shit up.
I was doing just fine until my toe hit this goddamn stick.
I fly forward, landing on my knees and elbows. I look back over my shoulder to my assailant to find this fucking stick just laying there. Mocking me with it’s…stick-ness.
Let’s just say, it was a wipeout to be both proud and very, very ashamed of.