July 2012
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I feel like I’m dying fucking hell
June 2012
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shawnalexanderroy said: There comes a point when you accept the fact that you don’t care enough to Google what the kids are listening to these days.
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What’s Google? Where am I? Who are you people? What is this glowing book with movies pictures? What in tarnation is going on here? LEAVE ME ALONE!
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guys. help me, I feel old.
I was watching Much Music and this show came on about fans of a certain band, and all these preteen girls are going fucking nuts. But I actually said something out loud that my mother asks whenever we watch TV and there are new artists she’s never heard of…
who or what the fuck is One Direction?
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Things To Remember If You're Friends With An Only...
There have been studies that show that depending on your hierarchy within a sibling lineup, you are more likely to possess certain personality traits. The first born is usually dramatic, a little self involved, but fiercely loyal and protective. The middle child is most likely to be a worry-wart, always taking care of others, and often looked over or ignored. And of course, the baby of the family...
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worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
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AND the fucking Beastie Boys just came on the...
AND the boss is buying us Jamaican food for lunch...
Nothing like hearing your boss say he loves your ideas, and that the seasoned professional you took over for is impressed with your work. feelsgoodman.
not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.
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I need a buddy for Pride on Sunday, but I can’t think of anyone who would go with me. :(
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don’t drink wine then go rollerblading.
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Just saw a post about Paris Hilton and in my head I actually said, “Who’s Paris Hilton?”
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